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3:22 AM, Zodiac ^_^

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Focus on Virgo leh LOL

Click on the yellow words to find out they are ,do not be shy ar ^_^

Aries (March 21 -April 19) : You tend to be headstrong and deliberate
in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone.
Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the
type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.
(Knew you for 3 years yet i dunno ur birthday , Plapro this 1 you right ? LOL )

Taurus (April 20 -May 20) : Warm and caring are your most endearing
characteristics. You get on well with most people because
you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you
constantly smell of piss.
(Really suits you leh , my 4 years friend ^_^ LOL i think they should add like ah , you always do things then regret later and so wad pool you can in many balls? Still a noobshyt.) (Hi ladyboss =x)

Gemini (May 21 -June 20) : Your star sign denotes an air of duality
in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic.
A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill himself
to win a bet.
(Don be a loser already , move on !) ( Ok.. you are the 2nd , grats =) ) ( Wow you 3rd , i very good 1 wun miss out anyone ^_^)

Cancer (June 21 -July 22) : You have a businesslike attitude to life
and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard
who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You
are likely to be murdered.
(I am chatting with you on msn now =D )

(I dunno her zodiac is Cancer or Gemini but really suits her , especially the last sentence , i always complain about her or rather the other way round during august to September and she is still mapling , very obvious already , still dunno who? Sorry i cannot link , very sensitive later ppl suicide = my fault again . Yeah i always kena 1 =( .... )

(Oh 3rd is my eggy , she also very famous 1 . Guys dun drool when you see her pic ah =x .Everyday at home nothing to do then jia liao bee ,or else play Pets Society LOLOL =P )

Leo (July 23 -August 22) : The adventurous type, always looking for
thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid.
You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to
anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.
(I try everything but not death , not like you , once again i said i cannot link =) )

Virgo (August 23 -September 22) : You like the good things in life and you
know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and
you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the
majority of Virgo women are whores.
(I seriously love the last sentence , but it wun happen on you , maybe nx life .. dun believe ? You all click la !) [Viewers , please DO NOT consume anything if you wanna click on that link and try your best not to laugh , as for me i cannot do that =)] [Edited] Aiyoh this one very famous one lah , if you play MapleSea , you should know who is her/it . Someone tell me ah , ever since ah meng died in Singapore Zoo , she/it replace him liao mah , now more hot then ah meng leh HEHEHE

Libra (September 23 -October 22) : You are the forgiving type and you don't

bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life
people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go
to your funeral.
( LOL maybe you =x )

Scorpio (October 23 -November 21) : You are sharp, a quick thinker and good
at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw
small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a
stunt performer with no helmet.
(I not close with you now , dun mistaken =O)

Sagittarius (November 22 -December 21) : You are the romantic mushy type, soft-
hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch
pornography and sex toys. You are even willing to rent Sleepless In
Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

Capricorn (December 22 -January 19) : You are deep and personal in your thoughts,
the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual.
Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

Aquarius (January 20 -February 18) : You are the academic type and will probably
end up working in the legal system. This means you are an
absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual
partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

Pisces (February 19 -March 20) : You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best
of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a
dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living
moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
(Bro , long time no see =D)

Happy New Year! Tom ge HUAT AR!

Siaokia ^_^

Just for laughs , no offence . Fingers itchy so decided to do this ,will add more person if i can find . If you want me fert. you tell me on msn i will be happy to do so LOL . Last.. credits goes to Sgforums! =D

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